An accountant visited a History museum

Exact information

An accountant visited a History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and 10 months old".
"Where did you get this exact information? "
"I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is 2 billion years old."



Yoga vs drinking

Yoga teacher asks a woman: Has yoga any effect over ur husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.