sms of silly women talks
2WOMEN TALKs
1st: Roz subah, mera dudhwala bahut dabata hai-BELL
2nd : mera to paperwala achcha hai, bilkul nahi dabata,
niche se hi dal deta hai-Paper...
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Dont mess with imam during Namaz
Dont mess with imam during Namaz, Hilarious slipper beating by the Imam, flogging like a hourse :)
Thursday, June 14, 2007
A divorced woman
A divorced woman had been on her own for many months and was
starting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while
there starting eying the bag boy. On the way out to the car she decided to
make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered," You know, I've
got and itchy pussy...."
The boy replied, "Well you're gonna have to point it out, ma'am, all
those Japanese cars look alike to me!"
Aquarium turns into chilled beer
Cant get such a better use of Aquarium and poor fish were cursing their destiny.
Lonely Island..
A group of ppl were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.
The group consisted of twelve women and one man. After a few months, the women
grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take 2 women a day
and they allowed him to have Sundays off.
One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing.
He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.
The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the
boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to
see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been
a long time for me too."
The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Quick Clothes Change America's Got Talent
When this couple performed their act, there was no question. Everyone was floored. The video is about two minutes and includes some snappy music. Also, it will look much clearer if you don't run it full screen. The bigger the picture the fuzzier it will look. They put on an incredible act. You absolutely won't believe it
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Belly on the beach: Hilarious
A Must watch video, how to loose your friend, drink and a chick with a belly trigger !
Text made man hugs girl
Text made man hugs girl. This is called creativity, its amazing stuff made by an ad agency and sometimes you may fall in love with such act.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Dont talk with strangers
A stranger was seated next to a little gal on the airplane when the Stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
"The little gal, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"Okay," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same Stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat Patty,
And A horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmmmm, I have no idea"
To which the little gal replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"
Indian mother in law
A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I am going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I am going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, son brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Ok Mom, guess which one I'm going to marry."
Mother immediately replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Mom You are right. How did you know?"
The Indian mother replies, "I don't like her."
Boys are boys :Good One
Boys are boys :Good One
Ek Bus main Ladke aur Ladkiyon ki team bani , Antakshari khelane ke
liye
Girls : Hum tumko hara ke dikhayenge
Any Guesses for BOYS response
socho socho………………
Are bhai boys are boys……………..
Boys: Hum Har gaye , Chalo aab dikhao… !
Don't Mind Because Boys are boys
Free hair cut of Software Engineer
There was a good old barber in Hydrabad . One day a
florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the
barber and the barber replies:
I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am
doing a Community Service.
Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his
shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his
door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to
pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his
shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the
barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community
service.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his
shop, guess what he finds there......
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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free
haircut... with Printouts of
Forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Pervez Musharraf New Costume
Pakistan's President Mr. Pervez Musharraf New Costume, would u like to help him??
just for laughs sexy skirt lift spring
Just for laughs sexy skirt lift spring, now this program comes on pogo tv and it is good to watch, this show never bore you.
Camera Tricks to scare people
Camera Tricks to scare people, Damn Hilarious video, must watch, I will die if this happens with me.
Managers can always find fault
A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape.They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.
An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over,pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.
After the Engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs."See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the length!"
Moral:"No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in you"
Note: Never forward this to managers!
An accountant visited a History museum
Exact information
An accountant visited a History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and 10 months old".
"Where did you get this exact information? "
"I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is 2 billion years old."
Yoga vs drinking
Yoga teacher asks a woman: Has yoga any effect over ur husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Hyderabadi Who make you laugh till u fall
Who is a Hyderabadi ?? Who make you laugh till you fall........
Who doesnt hesitate to use words like"baigan ke","Hau", "Nakko","Hallu" ,
"Bole to suno miyaa","Kaiku" and "Kate".
Daily......:
He goes to gas station to fill and says "Paanch point single oil daalo".
He says "Abbi aatau miyaa" and vanishes for couple of hours or does not come back at all.
He sleeps around 1 am and wakes only after 9:30 am.
He drinks half cup of tea at least 6 times and buys only 1 gold flake cigarette.
Food........ :
If they do not eat rice at least once a day they will die.
For them the only good dishes on earth are
Hyderabadi biryani,Nahari, Haleem,Khatti daal,Tamataun ka saalan,Bhendi ka sherwa,Dhai ki kadi,Paalak ki bhaaji,Aaloo baigan,Gawaar ki phalli,Kheema aloo methi.Khaagina, Khichdi,Boti ka saalan,Khadi daal,Bagaara khaana daalcha,Mirchiyaa bhajiye,Khubaani ka mittha,Kaddu ki kheer and Fruit salaad .
Once in a week he will visit Alhamdulillah, Bismillah to eat Kalyaani biryaani.
New Generation (Males):
2 out of 3 are Sharukh, Amir or Salman Khan
He feels offended if some one looks at him "Kaiku ghoorra miya??"
They only want to become Engineer,Doctor, MBA or MCA.
For most of them US visa is a dream and Saudi visa a blessing.
Most of the boys spend their precious time at "gali ke nukkad pe","chabootre pe","hotelon mein",girls college, playing billiards,chatting on internet, teasing girls, changing mobile phones and spend their parents hard earned money.
"Her ladke ki Amrika ki koshish chalte rehti aur side mein Landan ki bhi ya phir Bhaunai Saudi se visa bhejne waale rehte".
New Generation (Females):
If she is not studying at "St Anns or Vijay Marie" then she is not studying at all, Shadaan College is a compromise.
Stanley is the only school and college for girls from Old city .
Begums is the most preferred beauty parlor.
Most of them would not like to wear sharaara for the second time,"Her shaadi mein nayaa sharaara chaahiye".
Most of them say" Main kapde sirf Neerus OR Meena bazar se hi leti hun".
Finding a Match (Ladke waale):
All most all the cases are dealt by Marriage Bureau.
A team of a dozen goes to see the girl (to eat pastries,bananas, fruit biscuits)
When they return home after seeing the girl,someone from the family says"badi se manjli ke aankh naak ache hai nai".
Her kisi ko gori ladki chahiye,if they want to reject they say" Ladki ka khad aur rang kam hai,hamare bachhe ki height achi hai"(5'6").
They say "Ladke ku family visa bhi hai",even if he makes 3000 riyals and "Ladke ka kafeel bhaut acha hai,tanqaa badaataun bola shaadi ke baad"."Inter fail ladke ku bhi Graduate ladki honaa".
Finding a Match (Ladki waale):
All most all ads say"Ladki soum aur salaah ki paaband hai" and "Shaadi mein jaldi hai,ladki ke bhai baaher se aaye hue hai".
Advertisements sometimes clearly mention"Ladke ku kaarobaar bhi lagaa ke denge" or "Azad visa bhi denge" or "Ladki ke naam pe jaaydaad hai" (500 gaz ka plot,makaan ya phir flat).
Hyderabadi parents only look for US/Canadian Immigrants or Gulf settled - Deen ki nisbat pe rishte karne waale aaj kal bahut kam honge.
Finally Shaadi ke Din.......
If there is no dinner a lot of them are disappointed, they say"Kya jaate miya gaadi ka kiraya daal ke,kheench nai hai".
Many still take " Jode ki rakham" and if you ask Dulhe raja he will say"Mereku nai maloom,Ammi Abba baat karliye,main toh nakko bola sheikh".
These days nikaah takes place at masjid but the jahez(dowry) reaches grooms home late night when neighbours are in deep in sleep.
Invitations clearly mention that nikaah is at 7pm but Dulhe raja arrives at 8:30 pm,9 pm,9:30 pm and soon after nikaah people are desperately waiting for someone to announce "Aaiiye" (call for dinner).
They are crazy about chicken"Poori dish undal lete mauka mile to".
Pehle Haleem khaate fir chicken fir biryani fir chicken aur fir chicken fir qubani ka mittha fir kaddu ki kheer aur fir aakhri mein he puts some dahi ki chatni on his palm and starts licking it.
When he is done with food he needs a cigarette and then the discussion on the quality of food starts.
Hyderabadis in Gulf:
Ek doosre ki taang kheechte rehte wahan per.
Nayaa nayaa jo bhi aata usko bolte"Kaiku aaye miya,kya hai yaan pe,sab khatam hogaya,sirf khurchan baaqi hai (Lower level of cooked rice),
waipe kuch bhi kerlena tha".
Mind you,Im neither a critic nor trying to discriminate, I not only love Hyderabad but also the Hyderabadis.
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Honeymoon: 4 letter words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, 'How was the honeymoon?'
'Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...'
Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible language... things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!'
Her mother said, 'Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'
Still sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!'
Stunt motorcycles compilation
Motor Bike Stunt by some motor bike freaks and some stunts are just awesome man. but i cant test it on my bike.
Split her body in two parts
amazing video, A man cut a woman in two piece and still both were working, it could be scary for you as well.
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Monday, April 30, 2007
Two children
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I have come for my urine test!
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Manmohan Singh - 4manshow
Manmohan Singh was looking quite real. Perhaps better than the Musharraf one.
Friday, April 27, 2007
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