sms of silly women talks

2WOMEN TALKs
1st: Roz subah, mera dudhwala bahut dabata hai-BELL
2nd : mera to paperwala achcha hai, bilkul nahi dabata,
niche se hi dal deta hai-Paper...

Dont mess with imam during Namaz

Dont mess with imam during Namaz, Hilarious slipper beating by the Imam, flogging like a hourse :)

A divorced woman

A divorced woman had been on her own for many months and was
starting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while
there starting eying the bag boy. On the way out to the car she decided to
make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered," You know, I've
got and itchy pussy...."

The boy replied, "Well you're gonna have to point it out, ma'am, all
those Japanese cars look alike to me!"

Hot Dog : Funny dogs

Now this is called a real hot dog...

Aquarium turns into chilled beer

Cant get such a better use of Aquarium and poor fish were cursing their destiny.

Lonely Island..

A group of ppl were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of twelve women and one man. After a few months, the women
grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take 2 women a day
and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing.
He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the
boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to
see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been
a long time for me too."

The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"